A Regular Teen Tradition

It was around ten guys walking into Safeway to buy some toilet paper. Naturally, this would look suspicious if we only bought toilet paper at 1:00 am in the morning, so we bought a box of cheerios to indicate that we were buying thirty-six rolls of toilet paper for a more practical use and not for our own amusement. We all pulled our innocent smiles and glanced at the cashier person who was just blankly stared at us

In a situation like this you always put an excuse to why you are buying so much toilet paper in the first place. As the tradition goes you put the blame on someone who has bowel issues in the group and in desperate need for toilet paper. Unfortunately, I was the one with the problem (I had to act the part).

We walked out the store with a huge bag of toilet paper and a box of cheerios, proud of accomplishment of buying toilet paper and not looking suspicious about it.